It Won't Eat Itself Cuffed Beanie

Embrace the chilly days with our "It Won't Eat Itself" Cuffed Beanie – the perfect blend of warmth and wit. Made with 100% Turbo Acrylic, this 12" (30 cm) length beanie is as cozy as it is clever. Let the water emojis remind you that some things just won't disappear magically, like the want to get your pussy ate. Hypoallergenic and hand-washable, this beanie is designed to keep you both stylish and smart throughout the season.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!