Hydrate or Die Straight Tee

Stay hydrated or suffer the consequences in our Hydrate or Die Straight Tee! Inspired by a popular tiktok creator, this shirt is guaranteed to give you a much needed chuckle every time you see it. It's a funny reminder to drink water (cause, sorry to break it to you, vodka or iced coffee don't count!) and stay healthy.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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